Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs: Socks in the Trash

Agenda Item 1: Socks in the Trash

Meeting Minutes: The committee convened at 9:00 AM. Chairman, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, banged his gavel to call the meeting to order.

The first item on the agenda was the Socks in the Trash conundrum. Member-at-large, Bertha S. Underwhelmed, proposed a motion to investigate the root causes of the sock disappearance.

Agenda Item 2: Socks in the Dishwasher Agenda Item 3: Missing Socks in the Washing Machine Agenda Item 4: Sock Puppet Theft