Meeting Minutes - Sock Sustainability Committee (SSC)
Present: Chairperson, Sock Overlord, Sock Whisperer
Objective: To investigate the phenomenon of socks disappearing in the wash.
Discussion:
The SSC has observed that socks are vanishing at an alarming rate, despite being washed in the presence of other clothes.
Some theories proposed:
1. Socks are being eaten by a giant, invisible sock monster.
2. Socks are being used as a form of laundry detergent packaging.
3. Socks are secretly being used as a form of artistic expression by the washing machine.
Conclusion:
The SSC recommends further research into these theories, as well as a review of the washing machine's user manual for any hidden instructions on sock usage.
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