Present:
Discussion:
Bob Smith: "I propose we use 100% cotton for the socks, it's classic, it's timeless, and it's made from the finest imported Egyptian cotton."
Lisa Nguyen: "But Bob, have you considered the environmental impact of shipping all that cotton across the globe? We should consider using recycled polyester instead."
Bob Smith: "Recycled polyester? That's just a bunch of plastic bags re-purposed into a fabric. It's an abomination."
Resolution:
The committee votes to use 100% cotton, citing the importance of tradition and the comfort of a well-made sock. However, a minority report notes that the environmental implications of this decision are, in fact, a "majority of a disaster."