Agenda Item 2: Sock Sizes and Their Importance

Subcommittee Report

The subcommittee, comprised of experts in the field of footwear, has thoroughly investigated the matter of sock sizes and their impact on society.

We conclude that the importance of sock size cannot be overstated. A well-fitted sock can make or break a person's day.

Recommendations:

• Standardize sock sizes across all continents.
• Mandate sock size education in schools.
• Institute Sock Size Awareness Month in October.

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