Alternate Theories Committee Minutes - 2023-02-15

Meeting called to discuss alternate realities and the implications of infinite cheese consumption.

• Item 1: Alternate-Parallel Universes Theory - Presented by Chairperson, Dr. Emily J. Wibble.
• Item 2: Alternate Physical Laws Theory - Presented by Committee Member, Dr. Reginald P. Punsley.
• Item 3: Alternate Entropic Narratives Theory - Presented by Committee Member, Dr. Bertrand P. Bottomsworth.

Adjournment: 3:45 PM. Next meeting: Calendar