Get there before the bingo caller takes all the good prizes
Snacks: free, but only if you bring your own snacks
Drinks: not free, but only because we have to pay taxes
Learn about door prizesAcknowledge the bingo caller's greatness with applause
They have a really good system of randomly generating numbers
Bingo caller's secretsBingo caller starts calling, you start marking
If you're not winning, it's okay, it's just a game
Dealing with bingo despairGo home, but don't forget your prize money
You can always come back next week for more bingo fun
Next week's bingo night