Meeting Minutes - Committee 3456-AB, Item 9: "The Efficacies of Bureaucratic Red Tape"
Present: Chairperson, Vice-Chairperson, Secretary, and 17 Members of the Committee
Chairperson: "Welcome, welcome, welcome. Today, we'll be discussing the very essence of inefficiency. Who's ready to take notes?"
Member 1: "I'll take care of the notes, Chairperson. And by notes, I mean my phone's autocorrected version of the meeting's agenda, which I'm sure will be perfectly adequate."
Secretary: "I'll just make sure to update the website with our... um, progress."
Member 2: "Progress? Ha! We're just getting started!"