Committee Report 4: A Report So Pointless It'll Make You Cry

Minutes from the 4th meeting of the Committee for the Utterly Pointless.

Attendees: 1. The Chairman (who fell asleep), 2. The Vice-Chairman (who was on the phone), and 3. The Secretary (who was secretly the Chairman in disguise).

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Discuss the merits of using a paperclip as a paperweight.
• Item 2: Debate the finer points of staring at a wall for 10 minutes.
• Item 3: Consider the feasibility of building a bridge with playdough.

Decisions:

• Item 1: The paperclip is not a suitable paperweight.
• Item 2: We will stare at the wall for 10 minutes on the next meeting.
• Item 3: We will build the bridge with playdough.

Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same pointless agenda.

Links to other reports: Meeting 3, Meeting 5, Meeting 6: A Special Report, and Meeting 7: The Final Report (We Promise)