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Elephant Minutes

Meeting of the Committee of Pointless Pursuits

Meeting Summary:

Presented by: Balthazar McSnout, Chair of the Committee

Meeting Purpose: To discuss the merits of using elephants as a metaphor for corporate synergy.

Discussion:

Elephants have excellent memories, but do they have a place in the modern workplace?
Can we train them to do math problems?
Will they eat all our free snacks?

1. Assign a team of interns to study elephant behavior.

2. Investigate local petting zoo for potential collaboration opportunities.

3. Determine the feasibility of using elephant-based performance reviews.

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