Minutes for the Last, Utterly Unremarkable, Meeting of the Pointless Committee
Attendees:
- Chairman McSnively
- Member, Bob "The Guy Who Always Forgets His Lunch" Jenkins
- Member, Jane "I'd Rather Be Home Watching Paint Dry" Smith
Agenda Items:
- Discussion of the Meaning of Life (Postponed until Further Notice)
- Debating the Merits of Using Comic Sans in Official Minutes
- Considering the Implications of Having a Committee of Only 3 Members (Clearly, a Matter of Utmost Importance)
Actions Taken:
- Resolved to never meet again, but forgot
- Agreed that Bob's Lunch was probably at home on the kitchen table
- Decided to use Comic Sans for all future documents (because who needs legibility, anyway?)
Next Meeting:
Whenever. Possibly. Maybe Never.