Discussion of the committee's purpose: To discuss the importance of discussing nothing.
Agenda Items:
- Item 1: Discuss prophets of the apocalypse
- Item 2: Talk about nothing in particular
- Item 3: Discuss the committee's purpose
When: Never.
Where: Nowhere.
Adjourned at: Never
Because: We forgot.
"We're not actually doing anything, but we're trying."
Prophets of the apocalypse were discussed, but nothing was decided.
The secretary's note is not available due to the committee's ineptitude.