Pointless Committee: Last Week's Meeting

Attendees:

John "The Guy Who Always Eats Cereal" Lee

Agenda Item 1: Discussion of the importance of watching paint dry

Chairman McSnugglepants: "I think we should make it a rule that everyone must watch paint dry for at least 30 minutes a day."
Dr. Nocturnal: "I agree, but only if we also require everyone to listen to elevator music while doing so."
Bob "The Boring" Johnson: "I'd like to add that we should also make it mandatory to wear plaid while watching paint dry."
John "The Guy Who Always Eats Cereal" Lee: "Can we at least make sure the cereal is free? I'm not made of money, you know."

Agenda Item 2: The Committee's Secret Santa Gift Exchange

Chairman McSnugglepants: "I propose we draw names from a hat and exchange small, useless trinkets."
Dr. Nocturnal: "I'd like to suggest we draw names, but also have a 'stealing' option, where you can steal a gift from another person."
Bob "The Boring" Johnson: "I'd like to propose we have a 'stealing' option, but only if it's for a maximum of 3 minutes."
John "The Guy Who Always Eats Cereal" Lee: "Can we at least make sure the trinkets are edible? I'm looking for something to snack on while I'm not eating my cereal."