Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Alice.
Chairman, John, opened the meeting by reading from a script.
Discussion of non-existent committee business led to a general consensus of agreement on its irrelevancy.
Debate on the importance of procrastination resulted in a stalemate, with some arguing it's the key to success and others claiming it's the root of all problems.
Action 1.3 was approved with unanimous agreement, with all attendees nodding off in unison.
Adjournment was called at 3:47 PM, with the meeting being declared "pointless" by all attendees.
See Action 1.3 in full.