Pointless Committee Meeting 6: The One Where We Did Nothing

Minutes from the meeting where we achieved the impossible: doing absolutely nothing productive.

Agenda Item 1: The Existential Crisis of the Fridge

Chairperson, Fluffy McSquirrelpocket (aka Bob from Accounting): "I don't understand why we're here."

• Member 2 (aka Karen from HR): "I'm here because someone told me to."
• Member 3 (aka Dave from IT): "I'm here because I lost the keys to my desk."

Agenda Item 2: The Debate over Who Ate the Last Donut

Member 1 (aka Alice from Marketing): "I'm pretty sure I didn't eat it, but maybe I did."

• Chairperson, Fluffy McSquirrelpocket (aka Bob from Accounting): "You're probably right, but who cares?"
• Member 2 (aka Karen from HR): "Don't look at me, I ate it for breakfast."
• Member 3 (aka Dave from IT): "I have a donut-shaped hole in my stomach."

Action Items:

• Nothing.
• No one.
• Nada.

Adjournment:

We adjourned at exactly 3:14 PM, right on schedule, with nothing to show for it.