Present: Chairperson McFluff, Members: Bob, Jane, and Joe
Agenda Item 1: The Importance of Pointlessness
Discussion:
Bob: We must emphasize the value of pointlessness in our committee's mission.
Jane: But what about productivity? Doesn't it get in the way?
Chairperson McFluff: Silence, Jane! This is a pointless meeting.
Decision: To continue being pointless.
Next Meeting: To Be Determined
Note: The minutes of this meeting were written by Joe, who was feeling particularly pointless.