Pointless Committee Agenda

Meeting Started: 3:14 PM (ish)

Chairperson: Bob (Who Was Not Present)

Agenda Item 1: "The Importance of Pointlessness"

• Discussed for 2.5 minutes, achieved nothing
• Adjourned due to lack of progress

Agenda Item 2: "The Benefits of Brevity"

• Spoke at length about the importance of brevity in modern committee work
• Failed to deliver on promises made

Next Action Items:

• Resolve to Be Less Boring
• Meet Again Next Week