Minutes of the Meeting Where Nothing Was Discussed

Present: Bob, John, and Alice. Absent: Nobody.

Agenda Item 1: "The Importance of Doing Something, But Not Really."

Action Item 1: "Do nothing." Status: Pending.

Adjournment: 14:47, because we were all tired.

Appendix: Utterly Useless Data

The number of times the coffee machine was refilled: 3.

The number of minutes spent on the break: 45.

Number of times the chairperson asked for a raise: 2.

See Meeting Minutes for Actual Decisions

See Also: The Meeting That Wasn't