Item 1: Brainstorming Session on the Best Ways to Spend 3 Hours Doing Nothing
This will be a discussion on the merits of staring at the wall, playing Solitaire, or simply existing.
Item 2: Debate: Should We Take a Three-Hour Lunch?
This will be a heated discussion on whether or not to spend an extra three hours eating Cheetos and watching Netflix.
Don't bother showing up, it won't make a difference.