Pointless Committee: The Most Unproductive Gathering You'll Never Attend

Agenda for the Utterly Unnecessary Meeting of [Date]

Item 1: Brainstorming Session on the Best Ways to Spend 3 Hours Doing Nothing

This will be a discussion on the merits of staring at the wall, playing Solitaire, or simply existing.

Item 2: Debate: Should We Take a Three-Hour Lunch?

This will be a heated discussion on whether or not to spend an extra three hours eating Cheetos and watching Netflix.

Location: The Conference Room in the Basement with the Broken Coffee Machine

Don't bother showing up, it won't make a difference.