Pointless Committee: Mission Statement

Our Mission:

We are a committee of highly specialized experts, brought together to solve the most pressing issues of the 21st century. Or not.

Our mission is to create a series of increasingly pointless documents, meetings, and reports. We aim to achieve nothing of note, but we'll do it with style and flair.

Our goals include, but are not limited to:

• Creating the world's longest meeting minutes.
• Eating all the free donuts in the break room.
• Setting the record for most committee members using the phrase "synergy" in a single meeting.

Our Values:

We value:

• The pursuit of boredom.
• The importance of unnecessary jargon.
• The thrill of doing the bare minimum.

Want to learn more about our committee's accomplishments?

Check out our Committee Awards page, where we celebrate our many failures.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit our Committee Achievements page, where we pretend like we've done something.