``` Committee of the Pointless: Moon Rocks Management Update

Moon Rocks Management Update

Our team of expertly trained moon rock wranglers have been busy managing the utterly absurd, completely unnecessary, and utterly fascinating world of moon rocks.

Key Findings:

Side Bar Report - Our team's favorite spot for moon rock gossip and watercooler chatter.
Rocky Standings Report - A comprehensive analysis of the lunar rock hierarchy.
Committee Recommendations - Because who needs actual science when you have committee meetings?

Notable Rock Developments:

Our team has made some groundbreaking discoveries, including:

Discovering that moon rocks are, in fact, just as boring as everyone thought.
Implementing a new system for categorizing moon rocks into "More Interesting" and "Less Interesting" bins.
Finding a way to make moon rocks smell like freshly baked cookies.

Upcoming Events:

Mark your calendars for these exciting events:

Rocky Convention - A conference where we'll discuss the finer points of moon rock management (and sell you overpriced moon rock merchandise).
Rock Tour - A guided tour of the most underwhelming moon rocks on the moon.

Stay moon-tastic, committee members!