For all your non-urgent technical queries, because we've run out of actual support staff. Please don't bother us with anything too complicated, or we might have to call our intern.
Available support staff: 0 (plus our intern, who's currently binge-watching cat videos on YouTube)
Supported Browsers: Internet Explorer 6 (just kidding, we've given up)
Support Hours: Never. Seriously, never. We're not even on the same continent as "business hours".
Please fill out this Support Form in triplicate, and we might get around to it... eventually.
We've compiled a list of Frequently UnAnswered Questions to help you troubleshoot your own problems. Good luck.
Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any data loss, system crashes, or existential crises resulting from our support "efforts".
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