Pointless Committee: Motion 1 - Cloud Mascot Costume Design Specifications

Section 1: General Guidelines

Our cloud mascot shall be named "Fluffy" and shall be a fluffy white cat with a fluffy white cloud-shaped hat.

The hat shall be made of the finest imported cotton, sourced from the highest mountains of Tibet.

Fluffy's fur shall be a vibrant shade of white, preferably with a slight undertone of beige, as to represent the majesty of the clouds.

Section 2: Specific Requirements

The cloud mascot shall be able to hold a maximum of 3 pounds of cotton candy, as to represent the lightness and airiness of the clouds.

The mascot's dimensions shall be 5 feet in length, 3 feet in width, and 2 feet in height, as to fit comfortably on a standard office desk.

The cloud mascot shall have a minimum of 7 different poses, including "Sitting on a cloud," "Floating on a cloud," "Cloud-hopping," "Cloud-surfing," "Cloud-skiing," "Cloud-sledding," and "Cloud-napping."

Section 3: Safety Precautions

The cloud mascot shall be designed with safety in mind, and shall not pose a choking hazard to any person within a 10-foot radius.

Fluffy, the cloud mascot, shall not be used as a weapon, unless specifically authorized by the Committee Chair.

Any attempts to use Fluffy as a weapon shall result in immediate termination of the committee meeting.

Go to Section 4: Standardized Cloud Safety Protocols