Aye or Nay, It's Up to You (But Probably Aye)

Resolution 3, Motion 4: A Proposal for the Installation of a Ping Pong Table in the Break Room

This is a momentous occasion, folks. The fate of our productivity hangs in the balance. Will we, or will we not, install a ping pong table in the break room? The choice is yours.

Subcommittee 1: A-Team, Subcommittee 2: B-Team.

Discussion:

Chairman: "This is a frivolous waste of resources, but I suppose it's a nice distraction from the crushing despair of our existential dread."

Vice-Chairman: "But think of the joy! The ping-pong tournaments! The office bonding experiences! It's a small price to pay for happiness, I say."

Member 1: "Can I just get back to work? Can we just vote on this already? I have a meeting with the coffee machine in 10 minutes."

Member 2: "I'm with you, Chairman. This is a frivolous waste. But I do like ping pong. Can I still vote yes, please? Pretty please with a ping-pong paddle on top?"

Member 3: "Wait, what's the budget for this thing? How much is it going to cost us? Can we just put it on my desk? I'll just... just... *hyperventilates*... "

Vote