Article 1: We, the Pointless Committee, hereby declare that life is meaningless.
Article 2: The purpose of our existence is to waste paper, ink, and bandwidth.
Resolution 1: Abolish all productivity and replace with cat videos.
Resolution 2: Ban all meetings that do not involve pizza.
Resolution 3: Declare that 4chan is the pinnacle of human achievement.
Article 4: We will not be silenced, we will not be tamed. We will eat all the Cheetos and watch Netflix until the apocalypse.
Article 5: In conclusion, we, the Pointless Committee, are the future of humanity. And that future is bleak.