As the Pointless Committee on Other Stapler-Related Matters continues to plod along in its never-ending quest for bureaucratic significance, we've got a whole slew of exciting agenda items to tackle.
We'll be discussing the finer points of stapler-related policy, debating the merits of different stapler sizes, and perhaps even scheduling a special "Stapler Appreciation Day" to be celebrated annually.
Agenda
- Item 1: The Stapler as a Symbol of Office Frustration
- Item 2: The Ethics of Stapler Placement
- Item 3: Stapler-themed Team-building Exercises