9:00 AM - Arrival and Coffee
Arrive, grab a coffee, and pretend to be awake.
Review last year's 'achievements'.
9:15 AM - Introduction and Sycophancy
Bow down to the chairperson and pretend to be excited.
Review last month's 'achievements'.
10:00 AM - Bureaucratic Red Tape
Fill out 17 forms, sign 3 petitions, and argue with the intern.
Meet the intern.
Meet the other team member.