Our Legacy of Mistakes

We are a committee dedicated to making poor decisions and wasting public funds. Our legacy is a testament to the power of bureaucratic inefficiency.

Milestones:

• Milestone 1: The committee was formed
• Milestone 2: We spent $100,000 on a report that said we were doing a good job
• Milestone 3: We hired a consultant who told us to do the opposite of what we were already doing

Notable Failures:

• Failure 1: The committee was sued for embezzlement and corruption
• Failure 2: Our chair was caught taking bribes from a major donor
• Failure 3: We accidentally created a new government agency that nobody needed

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