The Subcommittee on Irrelevance

We are the Subcommittee on Irrelevance, a group of highly trained, highly paid individuals tasked with finding the most esoteric and pointless things to focus on in our committee meetings.

Our mission, should we really be doing this, is to identify the most irrelevant topics and allocate a disproportionate amount of time, resources, and brain power to them.

Meet our team:

• Chairperson, Bob "The Irrelevant" Jenkins
• Vice Chair, Jane "The Unnecessary" Smith
• Member, John "The Unimportant" Doe

Meet prophets of doom, our esteemed consultants:

• Dr. "The Unconcerned" Scientist
• Dr. "The Uncaring" Expert

We have several subcommittees, including:

• The Irrelevant Subcommittee on the Irrelevant
• The Committee on Pointless Committees
• The Committee on the Pointless