Our Story

We are a committee of highly unqualified experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing. Our members are a diverse group of individuals with a shared passion for procrastination and a love for beige-colored office supplies.

Our committee meetings are legendary for their length and lack of productivity. We've been known to spend hours discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, only to conclude that we should really order some pizza.

Our chairperson, Ellen, is a certified expert in the field of doing the bare minimum. She's been known to send out meeting invites with a simple "Maybe" as the agenda.

Want to learn more about our members? Click here to read Ellen's bio!

Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to see Ellen's work with the committee in action (if you can call it that).

Our Members