Next Meeting: "Achieving the Impossibly High Expectations of Our Overly Optimistic Subcommittee"

We're meeting in 5 minutes to discuss the following agenda:

• Item 1: "Revamping the Committee's Vision Statement to be even more vague and exciting"
• Item 2: "Increasing productivity by 1000% (or at least 10%)"
• Item 3: "Developing a new logo that's even more eye-searingly bright than the previous one"

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