The Paco Ping Jacksons Awards are given to the most underwhelming, uninspired, and utterly unimpressive projects, initiatives, or ideas presented to this committee.
This award goes to the individual or group who has managed to make the most uninspired, unremarkable, and unimpactful contribution to our committee's agenda.
This award is given to the person who has managed to use the phrase "underwhelming experience" in the most creative way possible in a meeting or presentation.