A meeting of the utterly inconsequential
The great paper selection debate of 2023 raged on, as committee members argued the finer points of beige vs. cream-colored paper for the quarterly reports. Meanwhile, the janitor in the back of the room wondered why he was there.
Resolution:
By a vote of 3-2, the committee has decided to go with... beige paper! Because, you know, it's not like the reports are going to actually be read or anything.