Today's Agenda:
Subcommittee Meeting:
Meet with the Sub-Committee of Unwilling Hosts
Topic: 'How to politely decline our presence'
Location: The Uncomfortable Living Room
Time: Never
RSVP: Not Required, but Please Do Us A Favor
Upcoming Event:
We're hosting an inter-parasitic potluck dinner! Come and share your favorite food sources!
When: Next Thursday
Where: The Host's Unaware Gut
Time: Surprise!
What to Bring: Yourself, and a healthy dose of shame