Pointless Committee: Phase 2 Agenda

This is where we discuss the truly insignificant.

Phase 2: The Bureaucratic Red Tape Phase. Where we spend 6 hours discussing the meaning of 'simplify'.

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: The never-ending meeting
• Item 2: The unnecessary report
• Item 3: The pointless discussion

Subcommittee:

Meetings of the subcommittee are held in a windowless, poorly ventilated room with no chairs.

Chairman: Bob, the sad man with the comb-over.

Meeting Minutes: Lost in a sea of crumpled papers and empty coffee cups.

Subcommittee Agenda:

• Subitem 1: The meeting that never ends
• Subitem 2: The subcommittee's favorite coffee machine