Pointless Committee Agenda

Subcommittee: Pineapple Debate Committee

Item 2: Is Pineapple Pizza Sauce the Key to World Peace?

Chairperson: Professor Peculiar

Agenda Item 2:

The esteemed members of the committee gathered to discuss the pressing matter of pineapple as pizza topping.

Professor Peculiar: "We must consider the societal implications of this trend. Is it a symbol of hope or despair?"

Councillor Crazypants: "I say it's a travesty, a culinary abomination!"

Councillor Sceptical: "I'm not sure we should be debating this at all. It's simply a topping."

Links:

• Subitem 1: The Pineapple Conundrum
• Subitem 3: Pineapple as a Diplomatic Tool