Pineapple Debate Committee: Subsubitem 3

Subsubitem 3: The Great Pineapple Sock Conspiracy

A motion to discuss the suspicious disappearance of socks from the Pineapple Debater's Laundry Basket

• Sock Theft Investigation
• Sock Hoarding Syndrome
• Pineapple Sock Pornography

Recommendations:

1. Establish a task force to investigate the disappearance of socks
2. Create a Sock Re-education Program for Pineapple Debaters
3. Ban Pineapple Sock Pornography from the committee's break room

Action items for the next meeting:

• Next Meeting Agenda