POINTLESS COMMITTEE: PIZZA DEBATE

Today's agenda: "Is pineapple as a pizza topping an abomination?"

• Aye, it's a travesty.
• Nay, it's a classic.
• Aye, but only if it has candied pecans.
• Other opinions don't matter, let's just eat the pineapple pizza and get over it.
• More issues to discuss, more time to waste.
• Adjourn for lunch, I'm starving.

Discussion will continue after lunch. Or maybe not.