Agenda for the meeting on the 5th floor, conference room 3.
Someone will say "Welcome" and we'll pretend we're all here.
We'll review the agenda, which will probably be blank.
Because we can.
We'll take a break to contemplate the meaninglessness of it all.
Someone will say something, we'll all pretend to care.
We'll conclude by saying "That was a meeting."
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