9:00 AM - Arrival of pointless bureaucrats in their natural habitat (aka, the break room)
9:30 AM - Inane discussion about the merits of beige-colored office furniture
10:00 AM - The committee shall convene for a 3-hour meeting to determine whether or not the copier jam is a crisis worth addressing
12:00 PM - Lunch break: consumption of stale donuts and lukewarm coffee