Pointless Committee Annual Report 2023
Executive Summary:
We did nothing this year.
We didn't even bother to write this summary, it's just a copy-paste from last year.
Achievements:
We managed to hold 47 meetings.
We consumed 100 donuts.
Our chairperson got a raise.
Financial Report:
We spent $10,000 on conference tickets.
We spent another $5,000 on "Team Building" activities that nobody attended.
And another $5,000 on "Team Break-Up" activities that nobody asked for.
Future Plans:
We're thinking about holding another meeting.
Maybe.
Or not.
That's it. That's the whole report.
Thanks for reading!