Toast Bread Standards 2.0

As a committee of esteemed experts (and one guy who just really likes toast), we have established the definitive guide to toast bread standards.

Article 1: The Perfect Toast-to-Plate Ratio
Article 2: The Optimal Toast-to-Butter Ratio
Article 3: The Maximum Allowable Number of Holes in a Sliced Toast

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