Committee on Pointless Committee Agenda

We're the Committee on Pointless Committee Agenda. Our charter is to create the most absurd, the most useless, and the most utterly impractical standards for Toast Bread in all the land.

We've been tasked with the monumental undertaking of deciding what exactly constitutes a "good" toast bread. Is it the perfect balance of crunch and chew? The ideal ratio of seeds to crumbs? The optimal number of visible imperfections on the surface?

We're currently in Session 3.0 of our deliberations, and the debates are getting heated.

Learn about our Toast Bread Philosophy Read our Committee Procedures