Pointless Committee Press Release

Issued: 23rd February 2023 14:00

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

POINTLESS COMMITTEE HOLDS EMERGENCY MEETING TO TALK ABOUT NOTHING

The Pointless Committee has convened in an emergency session to discuss a matter of great import and utter tedium.

We have assembled a panel of experts to deliberate on the finer points of nothing, a subject of paramount importance.

We urge all members of the press to attend and witness firsthand the thrilling discussion that will change the face of our great nation forever.

Join us live on our website for the live stream of this historic event: Committee Live Stream