Learn the ancient art of accomplishing nothing in the most efficient way possible.
Join us for a free, all-you-can-eat pizza extravaganza. Don't get too excited, it's just a bunch of bread and sauce.
Show off your most elaborate, absurd, and creative excuses for why you didn't meet the deadline.
Remember, the most productive way to do nothing is together. Stay tuned for the after-hours networking session!
Learn the secrets to making excuses, making to-do lists, and making up new excuses for why your to-do lists are too long.
Read about our most notable meetings, where we accomplished nothing but had plenty of snacks.