Why We Can't Just Do the Work

As the Committee of Pointless Committee Members, we've spent an entire meeting discussing this very topic. And let us tell you, it's a real doozy.

We've debated, we've deliberated, we've taken breaks, and we've deliberated some more. All to conclude: We just can't do the work.

Why? Well, you see, it's a matter of principle. And also because we're still deciding which principle we'll use to guide our decision.

Bureaucratic Red Tape has held us back, but we're sure it's just a minor setback. We're working on it.

Mouse Ergonomics is also a concern, but we've got a team of experts on it. They're still deciding who's in charge.

And, of course, Committee Subsidiarity is a real challenge. Who gets to decide who decides? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.

Note: I've included some fictional committee members in the code, but I'll be removing them as per the rules.