As the Committee of Pointless Committee Members, we've spent an entire meeting discussing this very topic. And let us tell you, it's a real doozy.
We've debated, we've deliberated, we've taken breaks, and we've deliberated some more. All to conclude: We just can't do the work.
Why? Well, you see, it's a matter of principle. And also because we're still deciding which principle we'll use to guide our decision.
Bureaucratic Red Tape has held us back, but we're sure it's just a minor setback. We're working on it.
Mouse Ergonomics is also a concern, but we've got a team of experts on it. They're still deciding who's in charge.
And, of course, Committee Subsidiarity is a real challenge. Who gets to decide who decides? The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.