Subcommittee on the Art of Napping: Agenda for the Indolent

Meeting called by Chairperson, Balthazar McSnugglepuss, to discuss the pressing issue of napping as a viable means of productivity enhancement.

Agenda for the Meeting:

1. Napping Techniques 101: The Fundamentals of Droolification

Discussion of various napping styles, including but not limited to:

1. Horizontal napping: The art of laying flat and doing nothing
2. Vertical napping: The art of standing still and doing nothing vertically
3. Circular napping: The art of rotating slowly while doing nothing

2. Napping as a Social Activity: The Importance of Snoring

Discussion of the role of snoring in social gatherings, including but not limited to:

1. The art of snoring as a conversation starter
2. The art of snoring as a form of passive-aggressive communication
3. The art of snoring as a means of intimidating others into joining in

3. Napping in the Workplace: The Benefits of Snoozing on the Job

Discussion of the advantages of taking regular naps in the workplace, including but not limited to:

1. Increased productivity through decreased productivity
2. Improved mood through increased somnolence
3. Enhanced creativity through reduced alertness