Today, the Committee on Pointless Committee Affairs is tackling the most critical issue: Break Room Snack Club, a meeting that will determine the fate of the universe.
Agenda Items:
1. Procrastination Techniques for the Modern Age
2. Justification of Extended Coffee Breaks
3. Categorization of Binge-Watching TV Shows as 'Research'
For further discussion, please refer to the Committee Bible.
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