Strategy for Avoiding Adulthood

Phase One: Denial

Refuse to acknowledge the existence of adulthood. Tell yourself it's a myth created by evil overlords to control the population.

Example: "I'm not an adult, I'm just a highly skilled gamer with a degree in video games."

Blame everything that's going wrong in your life on someone else. It's not you, it's the government, the economy, or the mailman.

Example: "The mailman stole my homework, it was clearly a plot to distract me from my responsibilities."