What is the Point of Procrastination Society?
Procrastination Society is a committee dedicated to doing as little as possible, while still maintaining a sense of accomplishment. Our members are experts in the art of doing nothing, and are always looking for ways to optimize their inactivity.
Subcommittee: The Art of Doing Nothing
This subcommittee is responsible for researching the latest trends in procrastination, and finding new and innovative ways to waste time. Current projects include:
- Developing new excuses for why work hasn't been done.
- Creating a comprehensive list of all the reasons why the dishwasher needs to be cleaned.
- Designing a new system for organizing Netflix binge-watching sessions.
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Subcommittee: The Science of Binge-Watching
This subcommittee is dedicated to studying the effects of excessive Netflix consumption on the human brain. Current projects include:
- Conducting a study on the correlation between binge-watching and the spread of cat hair.
- Developing new algorithms for recommending shows based on your current mood.
- Investigating the link between Netflix and increased snacking habits.
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Join us in our mission to do as little as possible, and have as much fun as possible while doing so!