Quantifying the Inefficacy of Sprinkle Unit Notation Systems

A committee of esteemed experts has been formed to tackle the pressing issue of Sprinkle Unit Notation Systems.

Our goal is to standardize the Sprinkle Unit Notation System (SUNS) to make it more... well, less confusing.

Here is the proposed agenda for our committee's first meeting:

• Item 1: Define the fundamental units of measurement (Sprinkles per Gallon, Sprinkles per Ounce, etc.)
• Item 2: Develop a standardized notation system for sprinkles (e.g., 3.5 S/pG)
• Item 3: Create a conversion table for common units (e.g., 1 Sprinkle = ? units of other stuff)
• Item 4: Elect a committee chairperson (because someone has to make sure everyone is on time)

Join us for our first meeting on [insert date] at [insert time] in the conference room. Don't forget to bring your favorite snack (we recommend a sprinkle-filled cookie).

View the minutes of our previous meeting for context.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a look at our alternate reality schedule where we've decided to abandon our goal of standardization and just make stuff up as we go.